THE NEWS IS BLUES

 

CHORUS:

I’ve gotta stop watching the news (x2)

Because the news is blues 

 

The 6 o’clock news is wrapping up the day, 

It don’t make me feel like going out to play

Oh anchorwoman why you scare me that way 

 

You give me murders and grief, a disaster or two, 

More crime in the streets and a new brand of flu 

Oh anchorwoman ain’t you got nothing new 

 

CHORUS

 

The news on the tube is graphic and clear 

All they want to do is spread the fear 

Oh anchorwoman I’m muting the sound, 

‘Cause anchorwoman you’re bringing me down 

 

CHORUS

 

And the blues… makes news