DOUBLE BOGEY BLUES

A bad day at the office, money or your honey, 

Any little trouble’s gonna give you double bogey blues

 

I got the double bogey blues, don’t know what went wrong 

Must have blown a fuse, handicapped on this lawn 

Lost ball, sand trap, water hazard, hook left

 

I got the double bogey blues, the big drive didn’t show 

Must have blown a fuse, a three-putt wins no dough 

Bad lie out of bounds, drinkin’ to the next round

 

Head down, grip tight, knees bent, eye on the ball 

Swing through, watch it fall, this time the golfing tips ain’t helping at all  

 

“Fore!”

 

A bad day at the office, money or your honey, 

Any little trouble’s gonna give you double bogey blues

 

I got the double bogey blues, I guess I’m still away 

Must have blown a fuse, the trees came into play 

I duffed it, I cuffed it

 

I got the double bogey blues, sliced into the rough 

Must have blown a fuse, I think I’ve had enough 

But then a birdie on the 18th sends me to the 19th 

Where I’m going to lose, my double bogey blues